The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!). When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written
for other products that captured the essence of Viagra Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
And... now for the sequel... a lovely friend of mine shared this with others, who responded. Here are the additional campaign ideas...including mine at #20. Add yours in the comments section...
11. You've come a long way baby! (V slims)
12. It keeps growing and growing and growing! (Energizer bunny)
13. Raising the bar (Cingular)
14. It takes a licking but keeps on ticking (Timex)
15. King of good times (Kingfisher beer)
16. Taste the thunder (ThumsUp)
17. Put a tiger in your tank (Exxon)
18. Get a piece of the rock (Prudential Insurance)
19. Good to the last drop (Coffee)
and
20. We try Harder. (Avis)
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Here are two more:
The ultimate driving machine (BMW)
Aim High (US Airforce)
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