Monday, July 19, 2010

Bar Room Signs!

 Friends don't let friends
Take home ugly men 

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC



If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC



Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity. 

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO



No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC



At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry. 

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ



=0 A 
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ



Make love, not war.
Hell, do both

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT



If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .



If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? 
Men's restroom House of Representatives, 
Washington , DC



Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ



You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA



No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA


~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it 

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX



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