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Monday, July 19, 2010
Bar Room Signs!
Friends don't let friends Take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC
If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego Everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York .
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington , DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA
~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX