Bar Room Signs!

Friends don't let friends Take home ugly men  Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE                                                                                                                                                            Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC           If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC                Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.  The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO              No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC              At the feast of ego Everyone leaves hungry.  Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ              =0 A  It's hard to make a comeback When you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ                Make love, not war. Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT            If voting could really change things, It would be illegal. Revolution Books New York , New York .            If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?  Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives,  Washington , DC            Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ             You're too good for him.. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA            No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA        ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~                                   A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it  Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX 0A