Friday, November 26, 2010

Great Logic, Context Or Word Errors in Headlines!

Actual news headlines with context or grammar errors or poor punctuation...

- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
- Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
- Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
- Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Miners Refuse to Work after Death If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It
- May Last a While
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
- Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Air Head Fired
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
- Deer Kill 17,000
- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- Steals Clock, Faces Time
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Include your Children when Baking Cookies
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply


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