New Password Required

User:   My usual password is not working suddenly, why? 

Website chat assistant:   Your password has expired - you must register a new one. 

User:   Why do I need a new one as that one was working fine? 

Website:   You must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days. 

User:   Can I use the old one and just re-register  it? 

Website:   No, you must get a new one. 

User:   I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember. 

Website:   Sorry, you must get a new one. 

User:   Ok, roses 

Website:   Sorry you must use more letters. 

User:   Pretty roses 

Website:   You must use at least one number. 

User   : 1 pretty rose 

Website:   You cannot use blank spaces. 

User:   1prettyrose 

Website   : You must use additional letters. 

User   : 1ƒvck!ngprettyrose 

Website:   You must use at least one capital letter. 

User:   1ƒvck!ngprettyrose 

Website:   You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row. 

User:   1ƒvck!ngPrettyRose 

Website:   You must use additional letters. 

User:   1ƒvck!ngPrettyRoseShovedUpYourA$sIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightƒvck!ngNow 

Website:   Sorry, that password is already being used.