Sunday, December 20, 2015

Billy The (Fighter Pilot) Kid

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

 Little Billy says, "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe , an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

 The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with little Billy's response, decides not to acknowledge what he said and continues with the lesson.

 "And how about you, Sarah?"

 "I wanna be Billy's whore."

[It's a silly joke folks, don't get all worked out about it. Sent to me by a pilot friend.]

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