Friday, February 12, 2016

Giving Up Smoking, Drinking & Sex

A woman was told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wanted to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

The woman was asked a week later about how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my knickers to one side and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven".

The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either."

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