Sunday, September 05, 2021

Supermarket Admission

A guy goes to the supermarket, and a beautiful woman smiles at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place how he knows her.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

The woman says, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, "My God! I feel sick!"

"Are you the exotic dancer from my bachelor party, that I was infatuated with, on the pool table, with all my buddies watching me!"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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