Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
Larry says, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage.
Bob said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Larry replied, "Don't worry c'mon, follow me."
They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry, We will now put my plan into effect!
Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK Bob, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore! My knees are killing me!"
Larry said, "How in the hell do you think I feel? I lost the frigging sausage way back at the third bar!"