vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and
shaking. The other
flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the
mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying, "That's the worst way to travel. Try
what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While
you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and
nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I
can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try
A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is
shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, " Didn't you try
what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the
New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was
so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in
the mustache of a guy on a Harley."