Turpentine, shaking it up and watching the bubbles .
Shortly, a Priest came along and asked the little boy what did he
have in the jug.
The little boy replied, "The most powerful liquid in the world, it's
The Priest said, "No, my son, the most powerful liquid in the world
is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a
pregnant women's tummy, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "No Father, I disagree, because if you take
some of this Turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a