Thursday, May 29, 2008

Cannibal Restaurant

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full
of shit, it takes all morning."

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