Stoned

A koala bear was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint.

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?"

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the
little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed
a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that
he was going to get a drink from the river. At the water's edge, the
little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into
the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him
to the riverbank. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter
with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then
fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the
rain forest, found the gum tree where the koala was sitting finishing
another joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

"Daaaaaaammnn, duuuuuude.....

How much water DID you drink???!!!"