'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'
She said, 'Yes, my husband and I use it all the time....'
'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex,' she said.
'Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a Child's' bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.. and I admire you for your honesty. Can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
'My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out!'