Phyllis and Mort, a retired Jewish couple from New York City, living in Boca Raton, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Phyllis says, "Mort, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"
Mort says, "Do I care?"
A few minutes later Phyllis says, "Mort, should I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex ?"
Mort says, "Who cares ?"
A few more minutes pass and Phyllis says, "Mort, love, shall I wear my five-carat pear diamond ring or my six-carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?"
Mort says, "Phyllis, I really don't care what you wear, but if you don't move your ass, we're going to miss the Early Bird Dinner Special!"