Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Robot Bartender

A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. The bar had a robot bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asked him, "What's your I.Q.?". The man replied "150", and the robot proceeded to make conversations about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer was very impressed and thought, "This is really cool". He decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turns around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him, "What's your I.Q.?". The man responded, "About a 100". Immediately the robot started talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast food, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test. He headed out and returned. The robot serves him and asked, "What's your I.Q.?".

The man replied, "Er, 50, I think", and the robot said, really slowly, "So, ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

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