DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...................................49 Adventurous........................Slept with everyone Athletic...............................No tits Average looking...................Ugly Beautiful............................Pathological liar Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure..............On medication Feminist.............................Fat Free spirit...........................Junkie Friendship first..................Former slut Fun...................................Annoying New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned....................No BJs Open-minded.....................Desperate Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate........................Sloppy drunk Professional......................Bitch Voluptuous.......................Very Fat Large frame......................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..................Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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