A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out. Anyway, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo! Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber- cafe. "We snuck into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: You got male!"