Saturday, May 27, 2006

Why Divorce?

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this beautiful young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh,"replies the husband, "to be truthful, she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours ."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a another gorgeous woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Charlie?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

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