Thursday, August 03, 2006

K-Mart Raffle

While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local KMart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.

Billy Bob won 1st place: a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

Bubba won 6th prize: a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back at KMart.

Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?

"Not so good," replied Bubba,"I'm thinking 'bout switching back to paper."

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