Within a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very
difficult to handle.
Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee
Walton a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed
ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
female gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he
would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but
only under four conditions. "First," Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna
kiss her on the lips."
The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist." Once again, it was agreed.
"And lastly," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with