suddenly Fiona, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out "Oh fat boy,
whip me, whip me!"
Steve, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens
the window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Fiona
until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
About a week later, Fiona notices that the marks left by the whipping
session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The
doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks "Did you get these marks
Fiona a little embarrassed that she has slept with Steve, let alone
that she allowed the kinky bastard to whip her, but eventually admits
that, yes, she did.
Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because
in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst case of van aerial
disease that I've ever seen."