Wednesday, May 16, 2012

TSA Airport X-Ray Screening Statistics

This Month's Airport X-Ray Screening Statistics from the Dept. of Homeland Security. 

Statistics on Airport Screening from the Department Of Homeland Security

Terrorists Discovered = 0
Transvestites = 133
Hernias = 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
Breast Implants = 59,350
Natural Blondes = 3


1 comment:

Bianca said...

That is indeed funny. Guys over at Comic Central spoofed the ad of breast reduction sydney wherein the X-Ray machine screens for silicone.