This Month's Airport X-Ray Screening Statistics from the Dept. of Homeland Security.
Statistics on Airport Screening from the Department Of Homeland Security
Terrorists Discovered = 0
Transvestites = 133
Hernias = 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
Breast Implants = 59,350
Natural Blondes = 3
Terrorists Discovered = 0
Transvestites = 133
Hernias = 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases = 3,172
Enlarged Prostates = 8,249
Breast Implants = 59,350
Natural Blondes = 3
1 comment:
That is indeed funny. Guys over at Comic Central spoofed the ad of breast reduction sydney wherein the X-Ray machine screens for silicone.
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