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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Life Without The Movies?
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any buildingyou are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspendedfrom duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone youbump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override thecommunication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fightinvolving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently toattack you one by one by dancing around in a threateningmanner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests tomake sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who istheir total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak Englishto each other. If they're villains, they will probably speakwith an English accent.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip inseconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with achild trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur willcause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story thataffects you personally at that precise moment you turn thetelevision on.