counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have
The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".