Shape Matters - Important Men's Health Study

In 1991, University of Kentucky funded a study to see why the head of
a man's penis was larger than the shaft.

After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head
was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the University of Kentucky published the study, Ohio State
University decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years
of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

The University of West Virginia, unsatisfied with these findings,
spent $13.27 (for a Playboy, a Penthouse, and a case of Old Milwaukee)
and concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and
hitting him in the forehead.