Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Like Peaches In A Pod

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went
before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied,... "a can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she said that she was

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
answered, "6."

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

But, before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the
woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

"What is it?" the judge asked.

The husband said... "She also stole a can of peas."

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