60,70,80

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old man. "You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and nothing comes out.

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old man. "When you're seventy,
you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat
bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"

" Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all,"

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So, what's so bad about being 80?"

" I don't wake up until 7:00."