always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there
and nothing comes out.
"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old man. "When you're seventy,
you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat
bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!"
" Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all,"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So, what's so bad about being 80?"
" I don't wake up until 7:00."