they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at
him, 'how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: 'I'll
explain the toy . . . when you explain the kids.'