Romantic Challenges

Bob and Bill were sitting in a bar, and Bob was looking really down in
the dumps.

"What's the matter?" Bill asked.

"I don't get it," Bob sighed. "The dating scene is so confusing. There
are so many damn people you have to please. Like this one woman, she
liked me, her mom liked me, but her father hated me. Then there was
this other woman, both of her parents really liked me, but SHE didn't
like me. And then there was this woman I met last night. She
absolutely loved me, her parents seemed to really like me too, BUT her
husband couldn't stand me!"