African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.
When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his
penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight
stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-
weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a
weight to his
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little
tribal experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?"
"No, it's turned black."