the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She
yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She
starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells, "Was I going up the
stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening
to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get
She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells "I'll come up and
help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."