Newfie Clinic

A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.

'Garge, I am goin huntin tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic I
want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Garge.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So,
Garge, how was your day?'

Garge told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had
a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says
Garge.

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks
the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She
spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen
any man!'

'Tunderin' Lard Jayzus, Garge, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'