Rabbi's Vacation

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by
sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful, nude girl
lying on the bed. She says, "Hi, Rabbi... I'm a little something extra
that the president of the board paid for!"

The rabbi is incensed! He picks up the phone, calls the board
president and says, "Greenberg, where is your respect? I am the moral
leader of our community! As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The rabbi turns to her and
says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."